phpTek 2008 Photostream!

Wednesday, May 28. 2008

Completely Disable UAC and Warnings in Vista

Saturday, March 29. 2008

User Access control is a pain in the ass.  It's pretty easy to turn it off, you can just use the TweakUAC app to totally disable it -

http://www.tweak-uac.com/download/

To disable the stupid security warnings, you need to do the following:



1. Use a registry editing tool to navigate to the following
key:



2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Security Center


  1. Add the following value:
    Data Type:
    DWORD

    Value Name:
    UACDisableNotify

    Value:
    1
  2. Restart the Security Center service for the change to take effect.

Brett Favre Retires

Friday, March 7. 2008

Thanks for a great 17 seasons!




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Discovery and TLC HD coming to Madison Area!

Sunday, March 2. 2008


Finally! It looks like it could be true! TLC & Discovery HD

Bag O’ Crap XXIV: It's a Crapful Life

Tuesday, December 25. 2007


T’was the Night Before Christmas

and all through Woot Tower,

the staff seemed to be cross

and they grumbled and glowered.



“What’s wrong, there?” called The Boss

from his executive suite.

“You better get merry

or you’re gonna get beat!”



“No, The Boss, we’re sorry!

There’s just so much stuff!

We’ve got six hundred mousepads

we have to clean up!”



“The ones with the eagle?”

said The Boss from on high.

“Maybe I’ve been too harsh

on you hard-working guys.”



The Boss looked in his pocket

(all satin and silk)

and pulled out his fancy watch

that he had custom built.



“It’s not yet midnight

in the Central Time Zone!

Maybe there’s still a way

we can get you guys home!”



“Home for Christmas?” they yelled

with excitable glee.

“Oh, our wives and our children

would us love to see!”



“Well let’s get right to work!”

said The Boss with true grit.

“I’ll roll up my sleeves

and help out with this sh-



NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE UPDATE: SANTA NOW TRACKED TO BE CLOSE TO YOUR SPECIFIC NEIGHBORHOOD. ALL CHILDREN SHOULD PROCEED TO BED. STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES AS WARRANTED.



“Oh, sir, you can’t say that!”

the workers explained.

“Naughty words on the Internet

make our customers faint!”



“Aw, darn it all!” said The Boss,

his heart full of disdain.

“Maybe we should just leave

this stuff out in the rain!”



Just then was a rustle

And the sound of some deer.

All rushed to the window

To see what was now here.



“Ho ho!” came the sound

of a voice deep and low.

Then a brief pregnant pause.

Then finally a soft “Ho!”



“Santa!” cried the workers

as they ran to the sled.

“I want a Robosapien!”

“I want pistachios instead!”



“I want a Mustek camera!”

“A wrist radio’d be good!”

But Santa walked quickly to

where The Boss sadly stood.



“Oh, Santa,” said The Boss,

“I just have too much stuff!

I’d get rid of it cheaply

But my language is too rough!”



Santa gave a big smile,

pulled The Boss on his lap,

and whispered three simple words:

“Stocking of Crap.”



The Boss leaped in the air

as though shot from a gun

“Everyone to the warehouse!

We’ll have so much fun!”



And they packed through the night

with traditional rules

(that I’m sure you recall

for you’re surely not fools).



YOU’LL WASTE MONEY ON SHIPPING

IF YOU DON’T ORDER THREE

YOU’RE RESPONSIBLE FOR PICKING

YOUR OWN QUANTITY



YOU HAVE TO PICK 3

AS THE AMOUNT WE WILL SEND YOU

YOU’LL STILL GET JUST ONE BAG

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO



BUT THE CRAP THAT’S INSIDE IT

IS WHAT YOU’RE SELECTING

AND YOU’LL WISH YOU GOT THREE

IN POST-PURCHASE REFLECTING



So make The Boss happy

And help us clear out our business

And all of us here at Woot

wish you guys Merry Christmas.



THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0:


I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE).


II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.


III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.


IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention.


V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.


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LOST Seasion 4 Teasers!

Saturday, December 22. 2007








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A must see PC vs Mac Spoof

Thursday, November 22. 2007


Mac or PC

Saturday, November 17. 2007


Conan O'Brien in Intel

Saturday, September 22. 2007


CES 2008: Anyone want to go?

Wednesday, September 19. 2007

So, I am again considering going to CES (Consumer Electronics Show) in January.  Show floor admission is free.  Is anyone insterested?

Dash Extended Life Battery

Thursday, August 16. 2007

Mmmm, extended life cell phone battery (drools)

http://tinyurl.com/3caffv

2007 Wisconsin State Fair

Sunday, August 12. 2007

As usual, one big reason to goto the fair is the food.  I spent 2 days at the fair this year, below is a list of everything I ate (or at least what i can remember):

  • Egg Omlet
  • Mozzarella Jalapeno Nuggets
  • Cream Puffs
  • Deep Fried Oreos
  • Beef Stick
  • Brat w/kraut
  • Cookies n' Cream Dots Icecream
  • Strawberry Smoothie
  • Meat Pie
  • Mini Donuts
  • Fish Boil w/potatoes and coleslaw
  • Major Cheese Burger
  • Garlic Fries
  • Jalapeno Chedder Nuggets
  • Deep Fried Saurkraut
  • Grilled Cheese
  • Baked Potatoe w/cheese, chili, salsa and sour cream
  • Cotton Candy
  • Apple Struedal

Karina's will be open on Sunday!

Friday, August 10. 2007

For all of you Karina fans, they will be open on sundays once the fall semester starts!

Change IE Home Page

Sunday, August 5. 2007

HKLM\software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\AboutUrls

Set the home key to the value of the URL you would like as your home page.


VNC Client

Sunday, August 5. 2007

http://dotnetvnc.sourceforge.net/